In the beginning (Jan 11, 2007)there was this ground-breaking, pivotal, world-changing post:
AND THUS, LOLSPEAK WAS BORN.
The definition of LOLSPEAK, according to Urban Dictionary:
The official language of the lol cats, aka lawlcatz.Teh laguage was discovered when cats beggan attempting to speak the english language, to let their masters know what they desire, or to state events, they made possible.
In order to be a true Crazy Cat Lady you must be able to speak and read lolspeak.
-You must be committed to (as compared to being committed - that's just crazy!!) religiously reading icanhascheezburger.com.
When I say religiously, I mean at least 3x a day! They are always adding new posts so it never gets boring. This web site will make you awwww and ooooo and squee!!! (definition of squee! to be discussed later) All of the posts on this site will aid you in your quest to be fluent in lolspeak.
(An added bonus of this site is that if you are in a grumpy or sad mood - just visit cheezburger, start reading the posts - and voila! - your mood will improve - guaranteed!)
(Another added bonus is cheezburger has sister sites - ihasahotdog.com - about googies (dogs) and their escapades; http://punditkitchen.com/ - about current political events; learnfrommyfail.com - about people's darwinesque moves; and a ton more!!) These sites will give you something to do if you're bored at work, need a pick me up or need to feel better about yourself by laughing at other people!) But, I digress.
From time to time I may use lolspeak in these posts, so I figured you needed the tools in which to understand what the heck I am talking about! There is The Definitive Lolcats Glossary which can also help you understand lolspeak.
You must understand who Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat are.
Once you have mastered lolspeak, the world is you litter box!!!
(Yes, there will be a quiz!)
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