One of the main reasons people say they hate cats is 'cause they do their own thing - they don't give you love and support the way dogs do.
That's true. They don't slurp your face when you are sad.
Today I'm feelin' kinda down. I've slowly gained a lot of weight over the past years for various reasons (including the fact that I love food!)
Ok, so maybe my boyz don't help me this way.
I give a fuzz a skritch.
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
BELLY UP.
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
So I may not have gotten a face slurp, but I know my boyz are happy.
And all the purring and the skritchin makes me feel better.
So all you cat haters: I have definitively proved that your argument is invalid!